i do stuff

gleeks:

Will: I am going to expose you for the fraud that you have become.

Sue: Bring it on, WIlliam. I am reasonably confident that you will be adding revenge to the long list of things you’re no good at. Right next to being married, running a high school glee club, and finding a hairstyle that doesn’t make you look like a lesbian. Then I’ll be like a sistah. [?]

Glee 1.13, Sectionals

(via littlemissdorkette)

sue is my favorite character.

juliasegal:

(via andafern)

automatic will smith reblog.

Last day with shales

suzywire:

(via mariecriedwolf)

auto moz reblog.

stuffhipstershate:

Going-Out Tops

Christ, you girls look like fucking lollipops on denim sticks. No really, I just love when you’re all lined up in your interchangeable uniforms of black pumps, dark low-rise jeans and a plethora of hideous tops. It’s like a fanned-out deck of Ugly. I mean, nothing screams class like an ill-fitting stretchy purple halter top with gold chains dangling between your breasts, pink sequins along your cleavage and ruche-y douchey scrunch-it-up cords along the sides. You look like you’re wearing the tragic results of setting an 8-year-old girl loose with half of the trimmings aisle at Jo-Ann Fabrics, some hideous satin fabric and an inexhaustible glue gun.

What, this? This is a stained and threadbare T-shirt that was my absolute favorite in third grade because it has a red and white squirrel on the front. Then, in fifth grade, I tie-dyed it with this kit Megan gave me for my birthday with like, dye-soaked cords you knotted around it. Yeah, I found it in my closet when I was home last Christmas and cut off the sleeves and neck. This thing is a fucking work of art.

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trixies are fucking dumb.

i was sort of cute in highschool.

nouvellecoeur:

alexc1ted:

say something witty: what has two legs and bleeds a lot?
HALF A CAT!
you were closer, most just say a woman.

how about-
what’s brown and sticky?

win.

those are my two favorite jokes ever.